All You Need is Love: MJ discusses Fifty Shades of Grey

As you’re no doubt aware, the Fifty Shades of Grey film adaptation premieres today. I will probably be going to see it (review to come). I have also read all three books, which… Continue reading

Expensive Taste

Note: we have absolutely no deals with anyone – writers or merchandisers – that we promote through this blog. I know that’s how a lot of blogs make money: we don’t make money,… Continue reading

“The Fappening” – A Blame Game

So this is a quick blast-post about the horrible event that has taken place in the past 24 hours. Anyone with their finger on the pulse of social media will know that a… Continue reading

Sexual Performance

So, last Sunday night I was listening to live jazz in a hipster vegan bar and got talking to a bisexual Swedish woman. (I’m not vegan but Glasgow is full of hipster restaurants and pubs… Continue reading

Ultimate Guide to Threesomes

As you know, this week VJ and I are reviewing Violet Blue’s Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy. VJ published her tried and tested post yesterday (Ultimate Guide to BDSMassage), and today it’s my… Continue reading

Ultimate Guide to BDSMassage

So I’ve recently had the pleasure of indulging in Violet Blue’s Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy, and while MJ and I have put up a more general review piece we’ve decided to split this… Continue reading

Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy – A Review of Violet Blue

 (Oh man, he’s not looking up her skirt and she is FOR SURE not wearing panties. Missed out there buddy.)  So recently MJ and I were approached to write a review for the… Continue reading

For the Love of Lingerie

So I’ve come to realise recently, that I bloody love lingerie. I mean you just have to take a quick peek at my pinterest page for TLB to see that I am obsessed… Continue reading

My Other Relationships

I’ve been meaning to write a post about friendship for a long time now. I’ve learnt a lot about friends and the different kinds of relationships you can have with people over the… Continue reading

Surprise!

One of the benefits of being in a relationship like mine, is that I don’t get flowers and chocolates as gifts. I much prefer flowers in the ground (alive) and I rarely eat… Continue reading

Fantasy and Subversion

(Riding crop: check. Stockings: Check. Kinky Uniform: Check. Fantasy fulfilled: to be continued…)   This week I’ve been reading a lot about fantasy. Some of you may know from the ‘about us’ section… Continue reading

Bird Calls and Pin Ups

I thought I’d write a bit of a news post for you all to tell you what’s coming up in the next few months and what VJ and I are both working on.… Continue reading

Swinging both ways (Guest Post)

Two and a half years ago I had sex with a woman for the first time, pressed against my flat mates bedroom door in the middle of a full scale house party, which… Continue reading

Speculum Speculations

Earlier this week I was skewered by the tool of the patriarchy. By which I mean, a very well meaning and elderly nurse impaled me with the cold plastic instrument of torture that… Continue reading

Whoreoscopes – Taurus

(*Gasp* I’m so horny! And BEAUTIFUL)   Taurus:  April 20 – May 20 Element: Earth Ruling Planet: Venus Background: Greetings Bulls, let me lead you by the horns and tell you what’s in… Continue reading

Talk Dirty to Me

So after being quiet for so long on the blog (apologies dear reader, but PhD deadlines were looming) I decided it would be a good idea to break the silence to talk about,… Continue reading

Dear MJ: A Story of O

  I have read too much about the female orgasm. Up until the age of 20 all I had ever done was read about it, so much so that I felt I’d had… Continue reading

Feeling the pinch

As I write this I’m sitting, topless, at my desk with hair grips on my nipples. It’s been a tough few months in terms of financial income (the life of a student is a… Continue reading

The Mrs Carter Show

This week I went to see The Mrs Carter Show. I’m a bit of a fan-girl anyway, but I’ve never before found myself screaming in excitement as I did when Beyoncé came on… Continue reading

Whoreoscopes – Pisces

  Pisces: Feb 19th – March 20th  Element: Water Quality: Mutable Ruling Planet: Jupiter, Neptune Background: Pisces is apparently the final sign in the zodiac cycle, and thus melds together most if not all… Continue reading