A Dirty Weekend in Paris

I very much dislike Valentine’s day. I resent the idea that you should spend money on someone to show them how much you love them; the better the gift the bigger the love… Continue reading

“Microsoft” Condoms

So last night the philanthropist and benevolent computer whiz Bill Gates partook in another AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit, and revealed an aspect of his work that I for one was not… Continue reading


In the past week the internet has gone crazy over the new, ridiculous, bra launched by Japanese lingerie company Ravijour (read: RAVAGE HER). Bursting onto our screens, and out of our cups, Ravijour’s… Continue reading


This is the most recent addition to my lingerie collection – a little black lace bralet. It has some wonderful boning and structure, and a gorgeous sheer lace back. However, by far my… Continue reading

A retort to the Tory-Graph

We just stumbled across this article in The Telegraph and have mixed feelings towards it. Firstly, let’s address the horrendously misleading title. I can hear my TROLL klaxon wailing from about 50 miles… Continue reading

Whoreoscopes – Aquarius

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th Element: Air Quality: Fixed Ruling Planet: Saturn, Uranus. Background: One of my usual sources had this piece of staggering insight about the damp and soggy star sign… Continue reading

Drawing With Light

It is only now, at the age of 23, that I have come to terms with photography and appreciate it for what it is – an art form. Growing up, cameras were definitely… Continue reading


I don’t know where the mythology of women enjoying yogurt started but it’s recently gotten out of control… Switch to any channel during an Ad break and I guarantee you’ll see anywhere between… Continue reading

School Girls and Super Girls: Dress Up

When I was in my last relationship, at about the age of 20, I decided that I just wasn’t sexy. I was many other things – funny, smart, musical – but sexy just… Continue reading

Whoreoscopes – Capricorn

Capricorn (Dec 21-Jan 19) Element: Earth Quality: Cardinal Ruling Planet: Saturn Background: You’ll all be pleased to know that Capricorns apparently exhibit the characteristics of hard workers. These dedicated workaholics, ceaselessly and tirelessly… Continue reading

What to Expect When You’re Waxing

My quick guide to your first ever waxing session. Stupid questions people are too afraid to ask, if you want to know anything else don’t hesitate to comment! Does it hurt? The short… Continue reading

Wax on, Wax off.

Today’s post regards vadge-scaping, pubic-gardening, or twat-topiary if you will. VJ’s thoughts on the who, what, where, when and why of waxing. I remember when I first started to realise that I was… Continue reading

Trench Coat Tales

So VJ and I tend to skype (or rather, google hangout) once every couple of weeks. We live in separate cities, and while the flow of whatsapp is non-stop (various things from “I’m… Continue reading

Candy-crushed My Sex Life

Is technology taking over our sex lives? This recent article by the BBC outlining statistics from a ‘once-a-decade poll of 15,000 Britons found those aged 16-44 were having sex fewer than five times… Continue reading

Whoreoscopes of the Aphrozodiac -Sagittarius

SAGITTARIUS  (Nov 22 – Dec 21) Element: Fire Quality: Mutable Ruling Planet: Jupiter Background: According to numerous (legit) online articles, Sagittariuses (Sagittari?) are truth seekers – searching far and wide for the true… Continue reading

Introducing: VJ

Earlier this year I was sitting on a beach on the other side of the world, talking to an 18 year old girl who was feeling pressured into having one night stands. We… Continue reading

Introducing: MJ

About six months ago, around the end of May 2013, I started sleeping with my friend in an experiment of sorts. He’s lying next to me now, dozing, and this morning he came… Continue reading